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HOUSE RESOLUTION

 
2    WHEREAS, It is known throughout the Land of Lincoln that
3the Royal Order of Raccoons are established as the premier
4fishing team; and
 
5    WHEREAS, The Raccoons are known to haunt their favorite
6fishing hole bi-annually in northern Wisconsin; and
 
7    WHEREAS, The Raccoons are spiritually guided by the Grand
8High Exalted Mystic Ruler (GHEMR) Dallas Ingemunson and Walleye
9One George Griffin; and
 
10    WHEREAS, Walleye One has long been a walking endorsement
11for Budweiser (The King of Beers) and any bacon manufacturer in
12the country; and
 
13    WHEREAS, Walleye One invented and patented the novel
14fishing pairings computer program and was the only Raccoon to
15know the secret formula as to when to flavor the potatoes on a
16roaring fire at shore lunch; and
 
17    WHEREAS, Walleye One was one of the original members of the
18highly respected Royal Order of Raccoons and its heart and soul
19for over 30 years; and
 

 

 

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1    WHEREAS, Walleye One is deeply respected and always
2cherished at the numerous outbreaks of "God Bless America"
3wherever Raccoons may go; therefore, be it
 
4    RESOLVED, BY THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OF THE
5NINETY-SEVENTH GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF ILLINOIS, that
6we dedicate the date of May 21, 2011 during shore lunch on some
7remote island on the Chippewa Flowage in Couderay, Wisconsin as
8Walleye One Day; and be it further
 
9    RESOLVED, That a suitable copy of this resolution be
10presented to Walleye One George Griffin as a symbol of our
11respect and esteem.